The Unified Field Crossover History of the Universe | ||||||||||||
The Complete Waste o' Timeline: Page One | ||||||||||||
One bajillion BCE: The universe ends. 15 billion BCE: Out of the matter of the old universe, a new big sha-bang begins again. The energy sent forth in time by the last of the Jedi Knights and the dying "Force" survives as magic, which can occasionally be harnessed by wizards, witches, mages, and disgruntled doofuses who can't manage basic social skills. Some "magic" also solidifies into "dilithium crystals." -Past and future activity of Gods, Inc. creates the Maze. -Lone humanoid survivor of the previous universe becomes Galactus the Eater of Planets and Speaker of Really Stilted Phrases. He will become the physical model for many sentient life-forms that will be, while his propensity for referring to himself in the third person will become an inspiraton to super-villains yet unborn. 13 billion BCE: The Great Old Ones (Gods, Inc.) appear. |